Hello, you wanderer! This place is a dump of my fics, be they unfinished, crappy, great or finished. As someone wise has once said, it never hurts to have back-ups. I've actually had this journal for a while now, but it's been friends locked all the time. Now I'm doing the exact opposite of what everyone else is doing: I'm opening my journal for strangers. Well, not completely, to be honest. My fics, scraps and fic recs (should there be any) will be public, but everything else (rants of my life, fandoms, odd things I like to everyone be aware of and so on) will be friends locked. If you want to, you can friend me, but I see no point in it if you are here only to read and not to comment. I'll be delighted to add you back, though, if you want to share your thoughts (about whatever) with me!

Now, be careful out there, and do not run with scissors in your hand.

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Fandom: South Park
Pairing: Wendy/Kyle
Rating: G
Summary: Love is just about making sustainable choices. Wendy's POV.
Notes: Whaddayaknow, I had a finished fic on my computer for a year, but I refused to post it, because I thought it was crap. I still think it is. But, because it's het, I'm just throwing it in here just to balance out the slashness in my blog.

( I don't love Stan. )

So, hi. It's 1.14 a.m. here, and I should be asleep, but instead I'm up and digging through my old files. Apparently I have, indeed, written a bunch South Park fics I've totally forgotten about. I won't bore you by posting them, because most of those are... crap, for the lack of better word. What a relief I never got around to finish those. (Plot examples of my old fics: Stan finds out Kyle likes him at the prom night; Cartman makes wicked schemes just to make Stan & Kyle think that the other likes the other; Kenny dies. What was I thinking?)

And then I found this. It might be alarming that I think that this is actually... good. Not great, and definitely not worth posting to FF.net or here, for that matter, but rather amusing. At least when it's 1.20 in the morning.

So, have a little piece of fic.

( Everyone likes Kyle. )



... I have no idea why I'm posting this. I never post anything unfinished, and especially not here. Maybe because I just found it and was so proud that I just had to show the whole world that I have written something since January, and maybe because it's 1.38 a.m. here. Great. I'm probably going to delete this post "tomorrow", when I have slept for a while.

I'm sorry, but yeah, me too.

Any kind of concrit will make me really happy.

THE ANONYMOUS WRITING FEEDBACK MEME

Please, I need motivation; I haven't written anything since, um, January? Love to all you commentors in advance. <3

Fandom: South Park
Pairing: Kyle/Stan
Rating: PG
Summary: Stan discusses his inability to stay in a relationship.
Notes: I tried something new. This came out. I'm not sure what I think of it.

( We broke up. )

Fandom: South Park
Pairing: Cartman/Wendy
Rating: PG
Summary: Starting a free hugs campaign in South Park may or may not have been one of her stupidest ideas ever.
Notes: I got this idea when I first bumped into the real campaign named "free hugs" -- it somehow seemed natural for Wendy to start one, and Cartman tease her about it.

( Of course it was a stupid idea. )

Fandom: South Park
Pairing: StanKyle
Rating: G
Summary: In South Park, nothing ever changes, and Stan and Kyle find that out the hard way.
Notes: This is my favourite fic of all the fics I've ever written, but even favourites have their own problems. There are parts I like and parts I don't like, but overall, I think this came out pretty well.

( There is a place for everyone in South Park where they like to go when they're depressed. )

Fandom: South Park
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Rating: PG
Summary: Kyle just can't make Stan understand his true unyielding feelings.
Notes: Oh my god, this is either a total cliché crap or an ingenious parody. It's up to you to decide.

( Kyle had the worst luck when it came to the people he cared about. )

Fandom: South Park
Pairing: Stan/Kyle, if you want it to be.
Rating: PG
Summary: So wait, are those two a couple or not?
Notes: It's not Stan/Kyle. No, it's not. Really. Stop looking at everything with the slash-goggles on.

( I seriously don't get those guys. )

Fandom: South Park
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Rating: G
Summary: Love is not always complicated.
Notes: It's simple. Yay.

( Not all love stories are complicated. )

Fandom: South Park
Pairing: CartmanKyle
Rating: G
Summary: For them, the twisted shape was the most natural one.
Notes: I have no idea what's going on in this one.

( It was only natural. )

Fandom: South Park
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Rating: PG
Summary: It's not about religion! It's your fault that I'm now suffering from anorexia!
Notes: This is completely and utterly stupid. I blame Fletset for this. She challenged me to write this to cure me from my writer's block. Well, it worked, at least.

( Over the years, Stan and Kyle had been facing homophobia in its all shapes and forms. )

Fandom: South Park
Pairing: Kyle/Wendy
Rating: PG
Summary: Kyle Broflovski hated Wendy Testaburger, and that was a fact. Really.
Notes: Hey, you know what? I wrote some het!

( Kyle Broflovski hated Wendy Testaburger. )

Fandom: South Park
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Rating: G
Summary: Stan and his usual days in South Park.
Notes: Excuse the pun in the title. It's stupid, I know. I like Kenny's part in this, though.

( Monday 3.12: Today me and Kyle decided that we were too old to fly kites. )

Fandom: South Park
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Rating: PG
Summary: Stan forgets his glasses and has to rely on Kyle's help. Easy, right?
Notes: I actually like this. This might be my greatest fic ever, and only because it's simple, short, cute and it has lame jokes all over it. That doesn't mean you have to like it, though.

( When Stan Marsh, thirteen years old, was first announced that he would have to wear glasses for the rest of his life, he refused to believe the eye doctor. )

Fandom: South Park
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Rating: PG
Summary: Stan pukes.
Notes: I hate Valentine's Day. This is my response to it. I mean, what could be more romantic than puking on someone?

( The first and last time Stan puked on Kyle was in the middle of the school corridor. )

Fandom: South Park
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Rating: G
Summary: Even if it's a fate they cannot escape, it takes time to accept it. Finding your soulmate is not that easy when he has always been by your side.
Notes: This being me second fic in SP, I don't like it as much as my first. It's totally weird, as if I didn't know which style to use to write it -- poetry, prose or what. Well, criticism is highly appreciated, anyway.

( It starts with the inability to trust, because you fear every second he shares with you. )

Fandom: South Park
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Rating: PG
Summary: There are seven different occasions that have had a lasting effect on Stan and Kyle's relationship. The first one is when they kiss for the first time -- at the age of eight.
Notes: This is the very first fic I ever wrote in the SP fandom. I was a complete newbie, had watched South Park about six seasons and was afraid to the death that people would say I had made major canonical mistakes or that my grammar sucked. Looking back, the friend I wrote this for (an IRL friend who curiously doesn't participate in the SP fandom, although she ships Stan and Kyle) wisely said that the tone of the story changes in the fifth section. I agree. It's not a ground shaking, the-ultimate-fandom-revising story, but hey, it's a pretty good for a newbie. I want to revise this some day, but on the other hand, I don't; it's precious to me as it is.

That doesn't mean criticism would be ignored. As I said, I want to revise this some day. Maybe.

( Seven Times )